AL QURAN

Al-Quraan 
 Agar Tum Sabar Karo or Allah Se Dartay raho 
To In Kaafiron ka Makkaar Tum Ko Zara Sa Bhi Nuqsaan Nahi Pohncha Sakta. 


(Parah no.4, Surah, Al-Imraan, Ayat #120) 
Jum'aa Mubarak And Subha Bakhair..!

Namaz ki ahmiyat samjhiye

Thori si thakawat Pay Namaz na Chor

Aye INSAN

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Un say Kuch Seekh Jinho nay Jism mein
Khanjar Hote Huway bhi aakhri SAJDA nahi chora

Durood-e-Pak k faiz

Ek martaba Hazrat Jibrael,Mikael, Israfeel aur Izrael,Hazrat Muhammad(S.A.W.W)
 k paas aye aur kaha
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 JIBRAEL (A.S) ne farmaya"
 Jo aadmi aap(S.A.W.W)par darood pak bhaijay ga mein us ka haath pakar kar bijli ki tarha
 pul-e sirat se guzar don ga"
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 MEKAEL (A.S) ne farmaya"
 me usy hozy kosar ka pani pilao ga"
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 ISRAFEEL (A.S) ne farmaya:
 me sajde me gira rho ga jb tk Allah us ki mughfirat na farma de ga"
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 IZRAEL (A.S) ne farmaya"
 me uski rooh is tarha qabz krun ga jis trha paighambron ki rooh qabz krta tha
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to jitna ho sakay Durood-e-pak ki talawat kijiye

Example to prove

You can't see your reflection in boiling water!
The same,
Truth can;t be seen in a state of anger...
So keep your self calm and cool

Ashfaq Ahmad

(Ashfaq Ahmad)
Mere paas aik billi(CAT) thi,us ko jab bhi bhook lagti thi aa kar mere paaun chat'ti thi
Aur main usay khana de deta tha...

HAZRAT ALI

(HAZRAT ALI)
Urooj aur Zawaal Zindagi ka lazim hissa hain
Kiun K
Jab ap Urooj par hotay ho to ap K doston ko pata chalta hai K ap kon ho
Aur jab ap Zawaal mein hotay ho ap ko pata chalta hai K ap K dost kon hain

HAZRAT ALI

(HAZRAT ALI)
Jo dhoka day usay chor do
Magar jisay chor do usay dhoka mat do.

HAZRAT IMAM HUSSAIN

(HAZRAT IMAM HUSSAIN)
Hathiyaron se Jung to jeeti ja sakti hai magar
Dil sirf Kirdaar se jeeta ja sakta hai

HAZRAT ALI

(HAZRAT ALI)

Duniya tumhain us waqt tak nahi hara sakti

Jab tak tum khud se na haar jao.

Pathan ka accident

Pathan ka accident hua

Dr.:Khan sahab accident kese hua?

Pathan:O yaar hum apnay scooter pet ha or mor katnay laga tha

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Agay mor hi nit ha

(GEO Pathan)

Kabhi yadain kabhi sapnay suhanay bhej deta hai

Kabhi yadain kabhi sapnay suhanay bhej deta hai

Mujhay aksar wo yadon K khazanay bhej deta hai

Main jab guzray dinon ki talkhiyon ko bhool jata hoon

Mujhay phir se koi beetay zamanay bhej deta hai

Kabhi Qasmain kabhi Ehd-e-wafa ko hosla de kar

Mujhay wo zinda rehnay K bahanay bhej deta hai

Mat kar ghuroor khud par

Mat kar khaak K putlay pe Ghuroor-o-bay niyazi itni

       AYE INSAN

Khud ko khud hi mein jhaank kar dekh tujh mein rakha kia hai?

Ik aas ka khail

Niklay thay isi aas pe K kisi ko banayen gay apna,

                AYE DOST

Ik khwahish ne umar bhar ka musafir bana diya.

Good night by Sagar

Ijazat ho to tere chehray ko khwab mein G bhar K dekh loon,

                      SAGAR

Muddat hui hai ankhon ne koi apna nahi dekha

             GOOD NIGHT

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai

Koi ankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai

Bara mushkil ho jata hai jawab dena

Jab koi ankhon se sawal kar leta hai.

Sisakti zindagi meri

Sisakti zindagi meri Muhabbat K bhanwar mein hai

Kahan jaun ye dukh le kar muqadar bhi safar mein hai

Sisakti zindagi meri

Sisakti zindagi meri Muhabbat K bhanwar mein hai

Kahan jaun ye dukh le kar muqadar bhi safar mein hai

MUMKIN JO AGAR HOTA

Mumkin jo agar hota hum tum ko bhula dete

Hum tum ko bhula dete

Yaadon ko kafan de kar

Bay waqt sula dete

Hun chairo Baji nu

Pathan k ghar larki paida hui to B.V ne kaha

Suno G! Jab ye bari ho gi to larkay isay chairain gay

Pathan:O kocha tum pareshan na ho hum ne is ka b hal soch liya hai

Hum is ka naam “BAJI”rakhay ga kesa?

beautifull girls problems

Girl:Doctor sahib meri skin both nazuk hai,mulayum aur sensitive hai

Aur rang b both gora hai everything is fit n fine aur mein aisi hi rehna

Chahti hun,sonay se pehlay kia lagaya karun jo hamaisha aisi hi rahun?

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Dr:KUNDDI

khush wehmi girls

1 Dehshat gard ne boorhi amma k paas bomb rakh diya

Log chilaye “amma bomb hai amma bomb hai”

Boorhi aurat muskara kar boli

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Bomb to mein ab bani hoon pehlay to main pataka thi pataka.

Solid Beizati

Girl To Slim Boy:

Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,

Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->