Pathan khouf zadda ho k bemar ho gaya

Pathan khouf zadda ho k bemar ho gaya, ksi nay poocha khan kia hua hai?

Pathan: Yara kal hmara class fellow ka intiqal ho gaya, uska Roll No.45 tha or hamara 46 hai....

Kadmo mein thi zameen

Kadmo mein thi zameen safar faslon mein tha

wo tha mere kareeb magar raston mein tha

milna tha itfaq becharna naseeb thato read full SMS click onr ead full SMS

PAKISTAN mein

PAKISTAN mein

Do Cheezen hi to Achi hain

Pind wich

Lassi te

Sheher vich assi.

Mind game

Mind game!

correct the spellings.

daiktain hain k aap kitnay zaheen hain.

Q.1. uemjlh ( jehlam )...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Meray Jaan-o-Dil Meray Hum Safar,

Meray Jaan-o-Dil Meray Hum Safar,

Mein Udaas Hoon Koi Baat Kar,

Teray Lab Hilen To Katay Safar,...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Hosh Waloun Ko Khabr Kya Bekhudi Kya Cheze Hai

Hosh Waloun Ko Khabr Kya Bekhudi Kya Cheze Hai

Ishq Kijye Phir Samjhye Zindghi Kya Cheze Hai

Aapsay Nigahain Kya Milin Roshan Fizain Hogain

Aaj Jana Pyar Ki Jadu Ghari Kyia Chezain Hai

Khulti Zulfon Nay Sikhai Mosmoo Ko Shaiyari

Jhukti Ankhon Nay Btaya Meh Kashi Kya Chezaiin Hai

Hum Labon Say Keh Na Pa'ay Aap Say Hal E Dill Kabhi

Or Aap Samjhe Nahi Yeh Khamoshi Kiya Chezain Hai.... 

katrina:

katrina:

Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,

Usman :Ami Abu?...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

True Story

True Story

Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai

Main Raat Ko Apnay Bistar Pai Leta Hua Tha

K Achanak

Mujhe Neend Aa Gaye

Q:- Quran ki pehli surah kis chiz par likhi gayi?

Q:- Quran ki pehli surah kis chiz par likhi gayi?

A:- Khajur k patto par.

Q:- Quran main kis sahabi ka zikar aya hai?...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota

Magar Phir B

1 Rupia Lakh Say Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta

Ap lakhon main Wohi 1 Rupia Ho

Smaj ai ?

Thheepay dy Moo Aalya.:-

Boys,girls things are distributed take it take it

Boys,girls things are distributed take it take it

?

:->nai samajh i?

Lo punjabi main

Mondeo kurio cheez wandi di lay jao.

Doob Jati Hain Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan

Doob Jati Hain Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan

Yadein Raih Jati Hain Bichar Jatay Hain Insan

Yad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paogy

Bhool Jaogy To

Chitter v Khao Gay.

3 CHEEZEIN Pak rakho

3 CHEEZEIN Pak rakho

Jism, Libas, Khyalat

3 chizen Qabu main rakho...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Modern shadi

Modern shadi :)

Larka larki k father say:

Main ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun.

Father: Q?

Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kar kar k.. :-);-):-o?

Larka:Mujhay 1 bottle blood chahiye

Larka:Mujhay 1 bottle blood chahiye

Nurse:Blood group batao

Larka:Koi bhi chalay ga

Nurse:Kaise chalay ga?

Larka:Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai.

Mat Kholna Mairi Maazi Ki Kitabon Ko

Mat Kholna Mairi Maazi Ki Kitabon Ko. WAS¡hum Se Har Us Shaks Nay Bewafayi Ki Jis Pay Hum Naaz Kiya Karte Thay.

Achi zindgi guzarnay k

"Achi zindgi guzarnay k 2 triqay hain ?

 Jo psand hai usay hasil kar lo..Ya phir ?

 jo hasil hai, usay psand kar lo

Bachpan Ki Wo Ameeri Na Janay Kahan Kho Gai

"Bachpan Ki Wo Ameeri Na Janay Kahan Kho Gai,,,?

"ae dost"

"Jab Paani Main Hamare Bhi Jahaz Chala Kartay Thay...! 

Dastar Khwaan Par khanay k Baad

 Dastar Khwaan Par khanay k Baad Dair Tak Baitha Karo,

Q k

Yai Mudat Tumhari Umar Main Shumar Nahi ki Jati.

 "Hazrat Ali (R.A) 

MY 8 SIMPLE QUESTIONS 4 U

MY 8 SIMPLE QUESTIONS 4 U..

1Pehli baar mujhsay baat kar k aapko kaisa laga? ,

2.Meray nature main sub say achi baat kiya hai?

3.Main kis waqt acha lagta hun?

5.Mujhe aik lafz main bayan karain?

6.Aisi koi baat jo hum don0 mein aik si ho?

7.Meri koi buri aadat?

8.Konsa word main bohut bolta hoon?

Wapda walon say guzarish

Wapda walon say guzarish hai k:

"Apnay Khambey or Taaren lapait kar lay jayen.

Parindon k bethany ka ALLAH PAK koi or wasila bana dai ga"

Hadis: Jisne Achi Tarah Wuzu kiya

Hadis: Jisne Achi Tarah Wuzu kiya aur phir Aasman ki taraf Nigah uthai or Kalima-e-Shahadat parha Usk liye Jannat k Aathon darwaze khol diye jatay hain jissay chahay andar dakhil ho

(Mulakhas Az Sahi Muslim J-1 P-122)

Please fill it

.Please fill it

1.you like my=

2.you think that i m=

3.Flower for me=

4.you rename me.=

5.you give me ur=

6.Live with me as=

7.I look like=

8.Colour suit on me=

Success is like your own shadow

Success is like your own shadow so if you try to catch it, you will never succeed. Just ignore it and walk on your own way. It will follow you everywhere. 

A lady broke the traffic signal

A lady broke the traffic signal...
Police :- Stop!!
Lady :- Please let me go. I’m a teacher.
Police :- Aah,I have waited for this moment all my life. Now write... 'I will never break signal' 100 times..

A girl takes too much time

A girl takes too much time to love and few seconds to hate. But a boy takes few seconds to love and too much time to hate

The world is such a different place

♥] The world is such a different place
[♥] I feel so warm.......................♥

[♥] When I look at your face...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Allah ko kis waqat hansna bat naa pasand hai:

Allah ko kis waqat hansna bat naa pasand hai:1-QABRSTAN me.2-Janaza k pichy.3-Ulma ki majlis me.4-Tilawat-e- QURAN pak me.5-Masjid me.6-Azaan k hoty wqt. sirf aik dfa send kr dain pta ni kitny log is tra karty hon gay, ap ki waja say kitnay is gunah say bach jaein gay.

"WOH" bakshta hain gunah e azeem b lekin

"WOH" bakshta hain gunah e azeem b lekin

humari choti se naiki sambhal rakhta hain

Hum usay bhol jaty hen roshni mein

Wo tariqi mein b khayal rakhta hai

Jo kabi dair say lotun to meri maa ki tarhan

wo mery rizk ka hisa nikal rakhta hai

gharo mein jin k dia b nai hai un k liye

fiza mein chand sitary uchal rakhta hai

Muhabat apnay bandoun say kamal rakhta hai

Woh 1 Allah hi hai jo Aap or mera khayal lazawal rakhta hai.

Chorro Unki La'parwai Ka Gila

Chorro Unki La'parwai Ka Gila""

Aaaj Phir Hum Hi Yaad Kar Latay Hain Unheen Hamesha Ki

Tarah.....

LARKI:"Meri Ami Ko Tum

LARKI:"Meri Ami Ko Tum Bohat Pasand Aaye Ho"

PATHAN:"(SHARMATAY HUWAY)

"Kuch Bi Ho,Par Hum Shadi Tum Say hi Karon Ga"

AUNTY Say Bolo "MUJH KO BHOOL JAY":-

Guzar gaya ye din apni tamam ronaqen le kar

Guzar gaya ye din apni tamam ronaqen le kar..?!

zindagi nay wafa ki to kal phir milen gay. 

Jäåg jåø k tùmhäry chèhry k¡

.~*Jäåg jåø k tùmhäry chèhry k¡ k¡rñè¡n hmär¡ Sùbhø kärt¡ hä¡n~*,.~*Yè Sùräj

åäbø-Ø-täàb Sè k¡S¡ Ør k l¡ye ñ¡kältå hØgä~*.

.Plzz fill it

.Plzz fill it

1.U like my

2.U think that i m=

3.Flower for me=

4.U rename me.

5.U give me ur=

6.Live with me as=

7.I look like.

8.Colour suit on me=

Youn Raat Gaye tak Apna Dukh

Youn Raat Gaye tak Apna Dukh,

Khud ko Sunana SO JANA Tum Khwab main Khud say Khushiyon ka

1 Shehar Basana SO JANA Din bhar ki Thkawat Taari Ho

0r YAAD KISI

Ye Chahtin Ye Ronkin

Ye Chahtin Ye Ronkin paband hain mery jeeny tak,

"M0hsin"

Bina ROOH k Nahi Rakhtay Ghar waly b Jism ko.

Fantastic line by me

Fantastic line by me-

"if my love fails. I wont die 4 him because

he might get a girl again

but my Papa Will never get a daughter like me again....!!"

2 friends sitting on a hill top.

2 friends sitting on a hill top.

1st:if i tel you to jump down, will you do?

2nd:yes, i will.

1st:why?

2nd:because i know you will catch my hand and pull me up.

1st:if i don’t then...?

2nd:Then i'll die with  belief that my friend tried his best but couldn’t save me..

"friendship is not about doing something but about believing some1"

your background & circumstances may strongly

your background & circumstances may strongly influence who you are; but you alone, are ultimately responsible for who you become. It's never too late to change or develop a good attitude. After all, life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. 

Wife; agar main pakistan ki sab say bari

Wife; agar main pakistan ki sab say bari choti K2 par charhaney main kamyab ho jaun, to ap mujhy kia do gay?

.

Hasband : halka sa Dhakaaaa. ;)

Aansu Utha Latay Hain Meray Ghamon Ka Bojh

Aansu Utha Latay Hain Meray Ghamon Ka Bojh

Ye Wo Dost Hain Jo Ehsan Jataya Nahin Kartay...

Sirf Aik Bar Apne Honton Say

Sirf Aik Bar Apne Honton Say Mujhay Apna Keh Do

Phir Mehfil Mein Raqeebon Ka Tamasha Dekhna..!!

Kaisy Bhula Detay Hain Log

"Kaisy Bhula Detay Hain Log Teri Es Khudayi Ko",,,

"YA RAB"

"Mujh Say To Tera Banaya Hua "aik Shakhs" Bhulaya Nahi Jata".

Kahan Dhoondon Aisa Humsafar

Kahan Dhoondon Aisa Humsafar,

Jo Mujhe Apna Bana SaKay,

Main Kahon K Raat Ho Gayi,...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

'Dosti' Aik piyaz ki tarah hoti hai

'Dosti' Aik piyaz ki tarah hoti hai jiska Aik aik parda kitni mohabat say

aik dosray say jora hota hai Agar is ko kaatoge to..Aansoo k siwa

kuch nahi malega..

So take care of your friends 

Tum ham say door reh kar

Tum ham say door reh kar khush ho to sada khush raho "wasi"

Khuda gawa hai ham b teray khush rehnay ki dua kiya karty hain. . ,

Honay ThaY Jitnay Khail

Honay ThaY Jitnay Khail Muqaddar K Ho gaye

Hum Tooti Kashti Lay K samandar K Ho gaye

Khushbu Hamaray Haath Ko Chu Kar Guzar gai

Hum Phool Sab ko Baant K Pathar K ho gaye

Tum say mumkin ho to

Tum say mumkin ho to rok lo sansain meri.....!

Dil jo dharkay ga tum yad to aao gay.....,

Ek aansu toot k gira hai

Ek aansu toot k gira hai teray liye aaj phir,

Kuch yadain toot kar barseen hain teray liye aaj phir.

In aankhon main basa hai sirf ek tera hi chehra,

Tujhay dua ki soorat khuda say manga hai aaj phir,

Yoon to roz hi yaad karta hoon tujhay har pal,

Par dil nay toot k chaha hai tujhay aaj phir.

ALLAH k Khof say Girnay wala Ansoo

ALLAH k Khof say Girnay wala Ansoo Be'shak chota Q na ho,

Lekin Is mein itni TAQAT hoti hai k Wo SAMANDAR ke barabar

Gunah mita daita hai

SIRF" Do Log "MUQADAR" Wale Hotay Hain

"SIRF" Do Log "MUQADAR" Wale Hotay Hain,

Aik Wo Jinhain"WAFADAR" DOST" Milta Hai

Aur Doosra Wo Jin K Sath "MAA" Ki "DUAAIN" Hoti Hain.

Hazart Ali(A.S)

Insan Ki Izzat Karo

"Insan Ki Izzat Karo aur us say muhabbat Karo

Kyun k, har insan K Andar "KHuDA" Ki Koi na koi 'SIFT' Mojood Hoti Hai."

Hazrat ALi (R.A)

Yoon To Log Badaltay Hain so wo Bhi Badal Gaya

Yoon To Log Badaltay Hain so wo Bhi Badal Gaya

Usay Kisi Nay Meri Yaad say Ghafil Rehna sikha Dia

Jo kehta Tha Na jeain Gay Tere BIN

Usay kisi or Nay jeena sikha Diya*

Duain Rula Deti Hain

Duain Rula Deti Hain

ilzam Na Do kisi ko Us ki Bewafai ka,

Chahnay Walon ko Apni Hi khatayen Rula Deti Hain

Hazar Ghum Seh kar B Jo Rehtay Hain Mohabat Par Qaim,

Aisay Wafadar Logon ko Wafayen Rula Deti Hain

Hum Shaakh say Tootay Howay Wo Badnaseeb Patay Hain,

Jinhain Har Mosam Mein Hawain Rula Deti Hain.

Daikha To Sub Hi LaaL-o-Jawahir

Daikha To Sub Hi LaaL-o-Jawahir Lagay Mujhay...

Parkha Jo Doston Ko To Aksar Mein Kuch Na Tha..

Haathon ko Daikhtay huway Soch raha hoon

Haathon ko Daikhtay huway Soch raha hoon

k Ye Zindagi kis k Naam karoon?

Us k Naam Jo DIL ki Dharkano main hai

Ya phir Us k Naam Jo Haatho ki Lakeero main hai.

Kab Bhùlaye Jatay Hain

Kab Bhùlaye Jatay Hain Döst Juda Ho Kar Bhi

...Saghar ...

Dil Toöt To Jata Hai Rehta Phir Bhi Seenay Mein Hai,.

Always try to prove that you are right

"Always try to prove that you are right. But, Never attempt to prove that Others are wrong;

It will enhance your respect among all

2 Foji Safar Par Ja Rahay Thay

2 Foji Safar Par Ja Rahay Thay Rastay Mein Raat Ho gai Wo TENT Laga K So Gaye,

RAT Ko 1 Foji Ki Aankh Khuli Us nay 2nd Ko Jaga Kar Kaha

Asman Ki Tarf Dekh K Btao Tmhain Kia Nazar Aaya?

2Foji Boht Saray Sitaray

1st: Is Say Kia Pata Chalta Hai?

2nd:Asman Khubsurat Hai Or Roshni B Hai

1st:Ani Deya Koi TENT La K Lay Gaya ee

Tumhain Har Waqt wo Guzra Zamana Yaad Aaye Ga

Tumhain Har Waqt wo Guzra Zamana Yaad Aaye Ga,

Na Hon Gay Hum To Hansna Hansana Yad Aye Ga,

Bahany Jab Karay Ga Koì Tum Se Phir Na MiLnay k...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Is Shehr.e. Kharabi Main Ghum.e. Ishq K Maraay

Is Shehr.e. Kharabi Main Ghum.e. Ishq K Maraay

Zinda Hain Ye hi Baat Bari Baat Hai Piyaray.

Hasrat Hai Koi Ghuncha Hamain Piyar Say Dekhay.

Hasrat Hai Koi Phool Hamain Dil Se Pukaray.

Hain Or Bhi Kaam Hamain

Ae Gham.e.jana

Kab Tak Koi Teri Uljhi Hui Zulfon Ko Sanwaray ... !

(GHALIB)

(GHALIB)

Kisi ka ishq kisi ka khyal thay hum bhi,

Gaye dinon mein bohat ba kamaal thay hum bhi,

Hamari khoj mein rehti theen titlyan aksar,

K apnay shehr ka husn-o-jamal thay hum bhi,

Kisi k ishq nay hum ko nikam'ma kar diya

Ghalib

Warna aadmi tu bay misal thay hum bhi

Bohat Umeed rakhna aur Phir Be-aas hona bhi

"Bohat Umeed rakhna aur Phir Be-aas hona bhi !

Bashar ko Maar deta hai bohat Hassaas hona bhi 

Suno ik Kaan se aur dousray se Phaink do baahir !...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Aik code select karo, jo sawal aye ga

Aik code select karo, jo sawal aye ga uska foran sach sach jawab dena ho ga

290,

565,

922,

428,...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Koi Darwaza Rang Kita

Koi Darwaza Rang Kita

Wa Wa

Koi Darwaza Rang Kita

Ik Dukh Sajna Da Duja Bijli Ne Tang Kita ('.') _/| |\_ |"|"< <""

Fer chali gai.

Agar Tum Kisi Ko Dhoka Denay

Agar Tum Kisi Ko Dhoka Denay Main Kameyab Ho Jao To

Ye Matt Samjho K

"Wo Kitna Bewkoof Hai"Balkay Ye Socho K

"Usay Tum Pay Etbaar Kitna Tha

Nobody in this World can have a Crystal

"""Nobody in this World can have a Crystal Clear Heart. Because Everyone's Heart has some Scratches Created by their Dear One's,,,!!!

"Shakespeare"

Dil Mein Basa Raha

Dil Mein Basa Raha, Kabhi Aankhon Se Beh Gaya...

Ay Dard-e-Yaar Teray Thikanay Ajeeb Hain.....!!

You know who is the best couple in the world?

You know who is the best couple in the world?

Smile and Tears..

Rarely they are seen together,

But when they are together its the Best Moment of the Life.

Hospital ka amla sardar K Peechay

Hospital ka amla sardar K Peechay Bhag Raha Tha

Logon Nay Poocha:Kia Hua?

D.r:4 Baar Aisa Hua ye Dimagh K Operation K Bahanay Aata Hai

Or TIND Karwa K Bhaag Jata Hai;

Yaad aaun to bus itni si anayat karna

Yaad aaun to bus itni si anayat karna,

Apnay badly huway lehjay ki wazahat karna,...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Pathan: yaar karachi k log baray hi

Pathan: yaar karachi k log baray hi khatrnak hai Mujhe chaqu dikha kar sab kuch loot liya

Friend:tearay pas to Gun hoti hai

Pathan:wo maine chupali warna wo bhe lea jata..

Awaaz main thahrao tha

Awaaz main thahrao tha, ankhon main nami thi!

aur keh raha tha main nay, sab kuch bhula dia....!!

Kaisi ulfat kaisi chahat

Kaisi ulfat kaisi chahat ham par sub kuch roshan tha,

Bas yoon hi zara sa shoq hua k aao dil barbad karain.

Tum aao to hum bhi EID karain

Tum aao to hum bhi EID karain

Hasrat hai tumhari deed karain

Kuch dair to dil ko chain milay...to rread full SMS click on read full SMS

The Single Finger that wipes your Tears

"The Single Finger that wipes your Tears during your Bad times is much better than the TÉN Fingers that come t0gether to Clap on your Success"

Ae phool apni khushbu meray

Ae phool apni khushbu meray

Dost ko day daina...

Sardiyon k mosam main wo nahaya nai

Kartay.:

(Hadees-e-Pak)

 (Hadees-e-Pak)

Jo Sotay Huway Sonay Ki Dua Parh Lay Wo Jitna Waqt Soye Ga Ibadat Ka Swab Milay Ga

"Allahuma Bismika Aamutu Wa Aahiya"

RASOOL ALLAH (S.A.W.W) say

RASOOL ALLAH (S.A.W.W) say poocha gaya K

2 Admi milty hain to pehlay koon salam kary ga?

Farmaya jo dono mai say ALLAH k ziyada qareeb hay....

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My ______ made me special?

My ______ made me special?

1.Angelic Eyes!

2.Personality!

3.Frankness!

4.Attitude!...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Tera Banda, Teri Toseef-o-Sana Karta Hai.

Tera Banda, Teri Toseef-o-Sana Karta Hai.,

Mera Har Saans Tera Shukar Ada Karta Hai...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Naam Jida Zardaari A

Naam Jida Zardaari A

O Banda Nai Bemaari A

Samaj Nai Aandi Lokaan Noo

A baander A k Madaari A...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Send this to all and see what they want from you.

Send this to all and see what they want from you.

1.Kaam bola karo  

2.Kabi hans bi lia karo...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Us k dar pay "Sukoon" milta hai,

Us k dar pay "Sukoon" milta hai,

Us ki "Ibadat" say "Noor" milta hai,

jo jhuk gaya "Allah" kay sajday mein,

Usay kuch na kuch "Zaroor" milta hai.

یااللہ تیرا شکر ھے کہ تو نے مجھے رات کے اندھیرے سے نکال کر ایک اور روشن صبح عطا فرمائ. مولا تو بڑا رحیم اور کریم ھے.مجھے آج سارا دن گناھوں سے محفوظ فرما دے. آمين..

اسلام عليكم

Kisi ne HAZRAT ALI se Poocha:

Kisi ne HAZRAT ALI se Poocha:

"k Dost or BHAI mein kya farq hai"?

Aap ne Farmaya:...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Main Usay Kiun Wasta Doon

Main Usay Kiun Wasta Doon wapis Anay Ka

Akhir Wo bi Ye Janta Hai Mujhay Uskay Bina Jeena Nai Aata

jaag jao kay tumharay chehray

jaag jao kay tumharay chehray ki kirnon say roshan hoti hai

hamari subah

ye sooraj nikalta ho ga falak say kisi or kay liye

Wafa k qissay ajeeb thehray

Wafa k qissay ajeeb thehray,
Hum B kitnay ghareeb thehray

Kisi nay chaha kisi nay paya,...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

In a factory: A man standing on the floor

In a factory: A man standing on the floor
and looking aimlessly.
CEO of that factory came and asked his...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

A fantastic question with a meaningful

A fantastic question with a meaningful
Define Love?
Answers: For getting one person we will loose
everybody, if we wont get that one
person we will
loose ourself

Main taaluq Hoon toot jaoun ga

Main taaluq Hoon toot jaoun ga
Tum Hawala ho, Yaad aao gay.

Kabhi kisi se Zikar e judai mat karna

Kabhi kisi se Zikar e judai mat karna,
Iss dost se kabhi ruswai mat karna,
Jab dil uth jaye humse to bata dena,
Na bata kar bewafai mat karna.

Never cry for the person

Never cry for the person who hurt you. Just smile & say

Thanks for giving me the chance to find someone better than you

Phirtay Hain Sath Sath

Phirtay Hain Sath Sath Tamam Raat Magar...
Us ko Chand Mujhay Awara Kehti Hai Duniya

Taqdeer Badal Jati Hai

Taqdeer Badal Jati Hai Jab Zindagi Ka Ho Koi Maqsad.... 

Warna Umar Kat Hi Jati Hai Taqdeer Ko ilzam Daitay Daitay.

Relationship stages:

Relationship stages:

Strangers → Friends → Close Friends →
↓ ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ╝
Crush → Relationship → Heartbroken → Stranger