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Thursday, 12 July 2012

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Sunday, 22 January 2012

Pathan khouf zadda ho k bemar ho gaya


Pathan khouf zadda ho k bemar ho gaya, ksi nay poocha khan kia hua hai?
Pathan: Yara kal hmara class fellow ka intiqal ho gaya, uska Roll No.45 tha or hamara 46 hai....

Kadmo mein thi zameen


Kadmo mein thi zameen safar faslon mein tha
wo tha mere kareeb magar raston mein tha
milna tha itfaq becharna naseeb thato read full SMS click onr ead full SMS

PAKISTAN mein


PAKISTAN mein
Do Cheezen hi to Achi hain
Pind wich
Lassi te
Sheher vich assi.

Mind game


Mind game!
correct the spellings.
daiktain hain k aap kitnay zaheen hain.
Q.1. uemjlh ( jehlam )...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Saturday, 21 January 2012

Meray Jaan-o-Dil Meray Hum Safar,


Meray Jaan-o-Dil Meray Hum Safar,
Mein Udaas Hoon Koi Baat Kar,
Teray Lab Hilen To Katay Safar,...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Hosh Waloun Ko Khabr Kya Bekhudi Kya Cheze Hai


Hosh Waloun Ko Khabr Kya Bekhudi Kya Cheze Hai
Ishq Kijye Phir Samjhye Zindghi Kya Cheze Hai
Aapsay Nigahain Kya Milin Roshan Fizain Hogain
Aaj Jana Pyar Ki Jadu Ghari Kyia Chezain Hai
Khulti Zulfon Nay Sikhai Mosmoo Ko Shaiyari
Jhukti Ankhon Nay Btaya Meh Kashi Kya Chezaiin Hai
Hum Labon Say Keh Na Pa'ay Aap Say Hal E Dill Kabhi
Or Aap Samjhe Nahi Yeh Khamoshi Kiya Chezain Hai.... 

katrina:


katrina:
Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,
Usman :Ami Abu?...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

True Story


True Story
Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai
Main Raat Ko Apnay Bistar Pai Leta Hua Tha
K Achanak
Mujhe Neend Aa Gaye

Q:- Quran ki pehli surah kis chiz par likhi gayi?


Q:- Quran ki pehli surah kis chiz par likhi gayi?
A:- Khajur k patto par.
Q:- Quran main kis sahabi ka zikar aya hai?...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota


1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota
Magar Phir B
1 Rupia Lakh Say Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta
Ap lakhon main Wohi 1 Rupia Ho
Smaj ai ?
Thheepay dy Moo Aalya.:-

Boys,girls things are distributed take it take it


Boys,girls things are distributed take it take it
?
:->nai samajh i?
Lo punjabi main
Mondeo kurio cheez wandi di lay jao.

Doob Jati Hain Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan


Doob Jati Hain Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan
Yadein Raih Jati Hain Bichar Jatay Hain Insan
Yad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paogy
Bhool Jaogy To
Chitter v Khao Gay.

3 CHEEZEIN Pak rakho


3 CHEEZEIN Pak rakho
Jism, Libas, Khyalat
3 chizen Qabu main rakho...to read full SMS click on read full SMS

Modern shadi


Modern shadi :)
Larka larki k father say:
Main ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun.
Father: Q?
Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kar kar k.. :-);-):-o?

Larka:Mujhay 1 bottle blood chahiye


Larka:Mujhay 1 bottle blood chahiye
Nurse:Blood group batao
Larka:Koi bhi chalay ga
Nurse:Kaise chalay ga?
Larka:Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai.

Mat Kholna Mairi Maazi Ki Kitabon Ko


Mat Kholna Mairi Maazi Ki Kitabon Ko. WAS¡hum Se Har Us Shaks Nay Bewafayi Ki Jis Pay Hum Naaz Kiya Karte Thay.

Achi zindgi guzarnay k


"Achi zindgi guzarnay k 2 triqay hain ?
 Jo psand hai usay hasil kar lo..Ya phir ?
 jo hasil hai, usay psand kar lo

Bachpan Ki Wo Ameeri Na Janay Kahan Kho Gai


"Bachpan Ki Wo Ameeri Na Janay Kahan Kho Gai,,,?
"ae dost"
"Jab Paani Main Hamare Bhi Jahaz Chala Kartay Thay...! 

Dastar Khwaan Par khanay k Baad


 Dastar Khwaan Par khanay k Baad Dair Tak Baitha Karo,
Q k
Yai Mudat Tumhari Umar Main Shumar Nahi ki Jati.
 "Hazrat Ali (R.A)